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My computer is terrible. It can’t play WAR for shit. I just played for an hour and it’s affecting my ability to do things in REAL LIFE. My brain sends a command to my arm to move it and I’m shocked when it moves immediately instead of in 2 seconds, in skips and jumps. Clumsy… Continue reading Untitled

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I mock people for grammatical errors. Here is an actual conversation I had with someone in Warhammer Online. I had just been admonishing everyone about the difference between “you’re and “your” and everyone was calling me a dirty english teacher and saying things like “english Nazi’s r the… Continue reading why our country’s test scores are so low

I AM BROKEN! Last night I went home at midnight and went STRAIGHT to bed. I was awake and anxious with a fast heartbeat for a few hours but I did fall asleep, and this morning I got out of bed at 9:30, and messed around with installing Fallout 3 and running it from the… Continue reading Untitled

Marcus sings incoherently and tunelessly sometimes. This morning it was “OBAAMAAAAA” He didn’t vote this year cuz he moved a lot and didn’t update his registration in time. I am sad about 8. Bawls G33k B33r is really delicious. I need the caffeine, too. I think I’ll do a blog post at the Eudo blog… Continue reading Untitled

http://www.mymomisafob.com best website ever. there are so many of us. can’t believe no one’s done a compilation like this before. my mother has sent me every one of those emails. EDIT: hey, they used my submission!!!! look!!!! http://mymomisafob.com/2008/10/26/translation-come-home-please/ I mean it’s not that exciting cuz I asked them not to use my name, but still!… Continue reading Untitled

If you just stand for a few extra minutes, you notice more things. There’s the banging noise–that’s what you notice first, still inside the station, and then you see the signs for the flea market, and the crowd, and the smell of marijuana. You see the skinny white dude with curly hair and a backpack… Continue reading ashby drum circle

before: after: even my purse was soaked through with sweat. look at that dazzling smile on fritz. this is the violinist. he is a fucking badass. we were close to the stage.

Today at Long Life Vegi House, one of the ladies that worked there came up to me after my meal and asked if I spoke chinese (in chinese). Turns out she needed help making a doctor’s appointment. Her kid’s eyelid had “shui3 liu2” before, and this doctor cut it off, but now it’s happening again,… Continue reading Untitled