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Former “The X-Files” hunk David Duchovny is to enjoy saucy romps with “Sex and in the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker in the final episodes of the hit show.

David’s part sees him enjoy some highly personal encounters with Sarah’s character, Carrie Bradshaw.

A spokeswoman says, “They’ll enjoy a very full sexual relationship.”

from (thanks mike!)

“to read the cursive strokes of my aggregate footsteps” was always my favorite line of this

haha! this is SO cheesy and great:

jer: frozen throne?
jer: cold toilet?

1 comment

  1. hahahaha my friend Andrew said the same thing the other day, about Frozen Throne. hahahahaha oh how great minds think alike… I guess, or I think… yeah.. ok poo.

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