just now, i felt something on my arm, so i shook it. something solid landed on the desk. it was a spider. i cleaned up the newspapers and shit on my front porch the other day and foolishly put them in my paper-recycling brown bag in my room for a few days. i must have brought this spider in then. i’m vacuuming my room now. goodbye.
Inconvenient misreading
You should leave the newspapers down if you’re going to shit on your front porch, at least until you’re finished–then you can pick them up!
Re: Inconvenient misreading
Wow, that kinda came out of left field..
Re: Inconvenient misreading
but the past tense of shit is shat. “i cleaned up and shat on my front porch” haahahaahah
Re: Inconvenient misreading
I’ve heard it both ways, so it’s either bad grammar or the language is drifting.