just now, i felt something on my arm, so i shook it. something solid landed on the desk. it was a spider. i cleaned up the newspapers and shit on my front porch the other day and foolishly put them in my paper-recycling brown bag in my room for a few days. i must have brought this spider in then. i’m vacuuming my room now. goodbye.

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  1. Inconvenient misreading

    You should leave the newspapers down if you’re going to shit on your front porch, at least until you’re finished–then you can pick them up!

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