Month: March 2003

if i were mike b: Yesterday I went to the timbuktu. My sister dragged me to Structure, where they’re having an 80% off store closing sale, and my sister’s friends were working the lampposts, so they got us an extra employee shelf. Bought $250 of overpriced mouse for less than $40, including a sports jacket.… Continue reading a small vocabulary makes for unamusing madlibs.

i dreamed that i saw two “fishtail” bugs. i got a paper towel and squished the first. i tried squishing the second but its shell was too hard, so when i dropped the paper towel in disgust the second bug ran into the pocket of my jacket, which was lying on the floor, dragging the… Continue reading Untitled

Bearhoa (10:20:05 PM): did you know there’s a restaurant named after me opening up on shattuck??? juddietuna (10:20:11 PM): whoa! Bearhoa (10:20:15 PM): no, Hoa juddietuna (10:20:33 PM): hahaha!!!!!! Bearhoa (10:20:48 PM): it only works online for some reason Bearhoa (10:20:57 PM): but I think it’s pretty funny Bearhoa (10:21:02 PM): but yeah, it’s called… Continue reading Untitled

i dreamed that i was battling a guy in stripes and greased hair with a bunch of knives. and then i wasn’t the one fighting with him, i was watching it. you know how dreams are. he rolled around and smacked his arm to the ground in an effort to bash in the face of… Continue reading Untitled

i’ve made mistakes and i keep making the same ones, like not getting out of bed until it’s too late to do anything useful. father peter always says “judy, you have this tape playing in your head that says ‘i am a bad person, i suck.’ you need to get rid of that tape. you… Continue reading Untitled