Okay guys, this is really important. I need you to explain to me what a phase portrait is. More to the point: what do these red lines mean?! from http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/Pendulum.html
x is what? y is what? One of them is time, right? And what the fuck does that pair of equations mean with those dots on top of the x and stuff and how does it make that portrait? Also what does everything else on that entire page mean? Like OK something about the “moment of inertia” is just d squared theta over d t squared but… why squared? Cuz it has to do with acceleration? Oh that’s just what acceleration is, isn’t it? 2nd derivative? Ok……..
The last time I took physics was 10th grade, ok? =( I don’t know any of this.
I went to the Exploratorium a couple weekends ago with Fritz and his lab partner for their physics class, and I was completely enthralled with 10 bobs set up such that the biggest one swung 15 times in 30 seconds, the second one swung 16 times in 30 seconds, and so on; the littlest one swung exactly 24 times every 30 seconds. I stood there setting it off and watching it for maybe like 10 minutes straight. This kid ran by and screamed “IT’S DNA!!!” and ran off again, which is the problem with science for kids, I guess. It all starts running together after a while.
It’s so beautiful because when you set it off, letting all the bobs go at the same time, you get this period of patterns, right? At the 15-second mark, they HIT like BANG JAZZ HANDS and are EXACTLY alternating-opposite–the biggest one has swung 7.5 times so it’s at its highest point on the other side, while the next one is fully through with swinging 8 times so it’s at its highest point where it began, and so on, and it is glorious. And then they phase back and at 30 seconds they line up again because, well, 30 is the, um, first common multiple of 15/30, 16/30, 17/30, …. and 24/30 ? I mean, right?
Here is a picture of it: http://www.flickr.com/photos/exploratorium_exs/2361101581/in/photostream/
Look at it! Is it not the prettiest thing ever?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh god I love it so much. All I want to know is like, what is the relationship between the string length and the period of the swing? Which one is the right formula for that? And what kind of curve is it or whatever, if it has a classification? Even if I don’t know what the classifications are? I just want it to have a name in my head and I will be happy. I was really struck by the curve of the wood from which all the bobs are hanging, making the bobs level with each other for the greatest effect. If you make one at home, it’s probably easier to hang them from a straight thing, so the “curve” appears along the bobs, which probably still looks pretty cool in action, but you can definitely see why they lined them up in the exhibit.
Edited to add: holy shit ok here it is, from http://www.exo.net/~pauld/activities/sound/pendulumpipes.htm
The frequency of a pendulum, f, depends on its length, L, and on the acceleration of gravity,g.
f = (1/2p) (g/L)0.5
If the length of the pendulum is cut to 1/4 of its original length the frequency of its swing will double.
This website suggests that you get 10 people and assign them to a pendulum and give them all a musical instrument, and get them to play it when their pendulum swings to them. I am very visual, so the .wavs don’t make as BIG of an impact on me, but still THEY MAKE ME OVERCOME WITH JOY. I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT KIND OF JOY THIS BRINGS OK. Kind of reminds me of Pipe Dream which is another thing that makes me OVERCOME WITH JOY. Man, I remember when Animusic first came out, my brother was so into it that he did the thing where you can download whatever you call the source of an animation and render it yourself on your own video card instead of just playing back a video. I love how each new instrument comes out and is ridiculous and maybe inefficient but hilarious…. ahhh. Really you guys it is so easy to make Judy happy.
So, acceleration of gravity. So if I took the pendulum snake, or like a really long pendulum snake, and took it to Mars………………………….. it would still make a snake……. but …. they’ll “line up” after a different amount of time… right? How different is gravity on Mars anyway? Fuck I don’t know ANYTHING. Thank Zeus for the internets. How would I find out how long it will take for the Earth Pendulum Snake to make a full rep of its pattern if I took it to Mars? Or how long to cut my strings so that they’d line back up at 30 seconds on Mars? I guess you just chug the numbers! Duh!