DAVID DUCHOVNY IS ‘SEX’ BOUND Former “The X-Files” hunk David Duchovny is to enjoy saucy romps with “Sex and in the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker in the final episodes of the hit show. David’s part sees him enjoy some highly personal encounters with Sarah’s character, Carrie Bradshaw. A spokeswoman says, “They’ll enjoy a very… Continue reading shift from aim profile

ryan: i’ve been playing with speech recognition on my computer. it’s been part of mac os for a long time, but i never really used it till now. it works pretty well. listen to this… computer, what time is it? computer. computer? computer, what time is it? computer, what time is it? computer, what time… Continue reading the joys of speaking with ryan on the phone part II

ben folds just finished a new EP and you can buy it online! http://attackedbyplastic.com/ i think i shall buy it. ryan you can get it online at itunes. =) one of the songs is called “give judy my notice” haha. he says it’s “mostly piano bass and drums.” and “jim bogios, formerly of the ‘rockin… Continue reading Untitled

ryan: the vice president of marketing is giving the keynote at macworld judy: macworld is going to be latino? ryan: keynote speech. judy: a latino speech? ryan: i told you about the big fight between apple and the organizers of macworld, right? how the organizers of it wanted to move it to boston, but steve… Continue reading the joys of speaking on the phone with ryan part one

ryan, the obsessive-compulsive mac rumor site checker: do you lust after technology? http://www.tomshardware.com/display/20030626/lcd-12.html i want.

there are people talking and pieces of wall coming off on the outside of this room. i feel as if they will burst in on me at any moment. it is loud.

DirectDK (1:38:26 AM): heheh DirectDK (1:38:29 AM): u and your lj juddietuna (1:38:33 AM): I HEART LJ DirectDK (1:38:41 AM): hmmmm DirectDK (1:38:55 AM): I PENIS KRISTEN KREUK

ryangiraffe (10:08:13 PM): did you know it takes one mature maple tree to produce 4 cups of maple syrup? ryangiraffe (10:24:30 PM): the swiss consume about 22 pounds of chocolate a year per person ryangiraffe (10:24:37 PM): 1 ounce per day ryangiraffe (10:25:02 PM): americans consume only 14 pounds per year suesdanig (10:35:28 PM): omg… Continue reading Untitled

juddietuna (6:42:18 PM): i’m going to put laundry in the machine juddietuna (6:42:19 PM): now juddietuna (6:42:23 PM): otherwise i’ll continue to put it off Jennnykins (6:42:23 PM): ooooooooooooooh! Jennnykins (6:42:34 PM): it’s an induction argument

today, we went to the beach. connie asked me where, and i said “i forgot the name of it, but it’s a little city that starts with an M. and it’s after SF, near pacifica…” hehe. it’s called montara. there were at least four beach places along highway 1 between pacifica and montara… it was… Continue reading so much warcraft…