I swear this is the best youtube video I’ve ever SEEN.

This is us at the store every day. I am not even joking. Including the singing.

Halo 3 is Call of Duty 4’s bitch. You are a bitch. I think I hate you more every day. Good. My work here is done. How about a nice game of chess? OMG. Chess is for nerds.

(Thanks bondchick_nett!)