I wasn’t being sarcastic, haha. I just assumed that they’d say no if you asked for change in quarters or something–I’d never tried, but I guess it is sufficient to say that I live in constant fear of immutable oft-imaginary laws that govern human interactions.

My mom included a box of Altoids and a box of Lime Mint tic tacs (“both on sale at Walgreen’s, that’s why I bought them, here, take them”) in her giant package of apples and asian pears and chocolate silk soymilk individual-serving packs and bottle of juice squeezes. Lime Mint tic tacs are disgusting. I like orange tic tacs (and of course regular white ones are still the best in my opinion) but these green ones are just awful.