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1. This is the only one that actually works (a salted peanut) and the original legit joke that spawned all the others.

2. This one makes sense, but is a bit of a stretch (a roasted marshmallow). Also, we were eating s’mores at the time. Uh, at least that’s how I remember it; I _think_ this one was created while we were eating s’mores.

3. Almond is funny because it makes no sense. But it still makes a little bit of sense, only because almond is a nut, like peanut, and … peanut.

3.5 Taken to jell-o pudding snacks is another stretch. Because jail sort of sounds like jell. When George told me this one, I laughed at first even though I didn’t get it because I thought he was just being random, and then I laughed really hard when I got it

4. Pinnacle of nonsensicality.