DAVID DUCHOVNY IS ‘SEX’ BOUND Former “The X-Files” hunk David Duchovny is to enjoy saucy romps with “Sex and in the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker in the final episodes of the hit show.

David’s part sees him enjoy some highly personal encounters with Sarah’s character, Carrie Bradshaw.

A spokeswoman says, “They’ll enjoy a very full sexual relationship.”

from sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish (thanks mike!)

“to read the cursive strokes of my aggregate footsteps” was always my favorite line of this

haha! this is SO cheesy and great: http://www.fuckingcoolshit.com/Halfcut/matrix-pingpong.wmv

jer: frozen throne? jer: cold toilet?