With warm weather come open windows. Someone upstairs started playing really loud music as if they were the only people in the world, so I decided to battle them. After one Muse song, I turned it back down to see if they were still trying. Silence. I win!

What do you call it when someone tells the truth? http://www.flickr.com/photos/judytuna/98005943/

I keep buying things because they’re on sale that I end up not really wanting. Like a pink berkeley sweatshirt. What the fuck am I going to do with a pink berkeley sweatshirt?

Here’s a reasonably well-made funny video called yellow fever: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5847984513475560733&q=yellow+fever Now, I could write essays on the subject, but I’ll have you know, MY white boyfriend speaks Chinese with a VERY GOOD ACCENT.